Short Story -- ANAL GONE BAD

A few years ago, my bf-at-the-time took me to Paris to meet his family....His mother, a crazy elite  who believes that her only son is god and that no girl could possibly be classy enough to deserve him. Their regard is mutual - he worships her as much as she worships him.

One evening after a champagne-soaked dinner, she left to go to the theater. Expecting that she'd be gone for several hours, we started having regular sex, and then anal sex, on a couch adjacent to the table at which we'd had dinner. Things kept getting hotter, and my b.f. started f*cking my ass with the slim end of a champagne bottle. This felt good at first... but then I realized that something felt off. I slowed him down in an attempt to understand what on Earth my body was doing, and I realized that my bowels were moving. And I kind of realized that it was too late to stop what was happening.

At this already Godforsaken moment, we hear a key in the door and his mother pops into the room. The bitch had forgotten her shawl or something. So there I am, naked, on her couch, while her son, also naked, is holding a champagne bottle that is obviously deeply embedded in my ass. We shriek, and he yanks out the bottle. And immediately out comes a LARGE, dark brown, smelly piece of poop. It just rolls out - this felt like it was happening in slow motion, and I kept trying to stop it but I couldn't - and lands on her couch. The French boy and I broke up shortly thereafter. I dumped him -pun intended.

Tip; Before practising anal be sure to empty your bowels(females) so as not end up having a nasty sex

Sex and Self-Esteem

Sex and the idea of someone finding you sexually attractive can be a huge factor in one's self-esteem.

So it's understandable that dating someone who doesn't experience sexual attraction can pose some concern. For me, personally, being found sexually attractive is a big part of my self-esteem (whether that's good or bad.) So how do you reconcile that? I guess you just have to hope that your partner's feelings of love and attraction (sensual, emotional etc.) will be enough to "make up the difference" so to speak. Maybe it will be all for good, and you can separate feeling desired from your self-esteem and learn to not need to feel desired in that way. Wow that sounds depressing but I don't mean it that way. I guess I'm lucky in comparison to other partners of aces I've heard about. My partner doesn't have an aversion to sex, is able to have orgasms and enjoys having it with me. Yet, getting shut down (which will always happen in any relationship) still hurts. It hurts even more considering that getting shut down isn't a matter of your partner not being in the mood, they just don't want it at all. What I feel you need to do is learn how to have sex with an ace, I read that article on this page but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. The reason for this being that it is filled with extreme language and comes across as insulting and insinuating that one simply slip in communication can lead to traumatizing rape that will haunt your partner and give them nightmares for years to come. Okay... Rather than reading some article clearing written by someone who has an ax to grind, have a frank and understanding conversation with your partner and don't make it seem like a) you're insinuating that something is wrong with them or b) like this is some ultimatum. I'm just going to stop rambling and leave with one little bit of advice that I picked up on the ace board: Lots of aces use the "back rub" or massage metaphor when they describe their feelings towards sex. This is perfect because it makes it easier to talk about. If you don't know this metaphor, go ask the ace board. Ask your partner how they feel about it using the back rub metaphor. I guess a common response would be "I like them, but I don't crave them, so I don't ask for them or seek them out." Now if they expect you to understand and accept that, then they should understand your differing views and emotions concerning these back rubs. You could say something like "Hey, I know you feel different, but I love back rubs and I do crave them. more importantly though is that I want you to want to give me back rubs. Imagine if you were dating someone who gave amazing back rubs but didn't enjoy doing it. If you had to ask them to do it every single time and they never spontaneously gave you one or offered to give you one, wouldn't you feel like they don't want to? But more than that, wouldn't you eventually just stop trying? I mean, it's obvious that back rubs take a toll on them physically and they get nothing out of it, wouldn't it feel like you're forcing them to do it? No one wants to feel like that.

Cervical cancer

What is cervical cancer?
Cervical cancer occurs when abnormal cells on the cervix grow out of control. The cervix is the lower part of the uterus that opens into the vagina. Cervical cancer can often be successfully treated when it's found early. It is usually found at a very early stage through a Pap test.

What causes cervical cancer?
Most cervical cancer is caused by a virus called human papillomavirus, or HPV. You can get HPV by having sexual contact with someone who has it. There are many types of the HPV virus. Not all types of HPV cause cervical cancer. Some of them cause genital warts, but other types may not cause any symptoms. You can have HPV for years and not know it. It stays in your body and can lead to cervical cancer years after you were infected. This is why it is important for you to have regular Pap tests. A Pap test can find changes in cervical cells before they turn into cancer. If you treat these cell changes, you may prevent cervical cancer.

What are the symptoms?
Abnormal cervical cell changes rarely cause symptoms. But you may have symptoms if those cell changes grow into cervical cancer. Symptoms of cervical cancer may include:

Bleeding from the vagina that is not normal, or a change in your menstrual cycle that you can't explain. Bleeding when something comes in contact with your cervix, such as during sex or when you put in a diaphragm. Pain during sex. Vaginal discharge that is tinged with blood.

How is cervical cancer diagnosed? As part of your regular pelvic exam, you should have a Pap test. During a Pap test, the doctor scrapes a small sample of cells from the surface of the cervix to look for cell changes. If a Pap test shows abnormal cell changes, your doctor may do other tests to look for precancerous or cancer cells on your cervix. Your doctor may also do a Pap test and take a sample of tissue (biopsy) if you have symptoms of cervical cancer, such as bleeding after sex.

How is it treated?
Abnormal cervical cell changes rarely cause symptoms. But you may have symptoms if those cell changes grow into cervical cancer. Symptoms of cervical cancer may include:

Bleeding from the vagina that is not normal, or a change in your menstrual cycle that you can't explain. Bleeding when something comes in contact with your cervix, such as during sex or when you put in a diaphragm. Pain during sex. Vaginal discharge that is tinged with blood.

How is it treated?
The treatment for most stages of cervical cancer includes:

Surgery, such as a hysterectomy and removal of pelvic lymph nodes with or without removal of both ovaries and fallopian tubes. Chemotherapy. Radiation therapy. Depending on how much the cancer has grown, you may have one or more treatments. And you may have a combination of treatments. If you have a hysterectomy, you won't be able to have children. But a hysterectomy isn't always needed, especially when cancer is found very early. It's common to feel scared, sad, or angry after finding out that you have cervical cancer. Talking to others who have had the disease may help you feel better. Ask your doctor about support groups in your area. You can also find people online who will share their experiences with you.

Can cervical cancer be prevented? The Pap test is the best way to find cervical cell changes that can lead to cervical cancer. Regular Pap tests almost always show these cell changes before they turn into cancer. It's important to follow up with your doctor after any abnormal Pap test result so you can treat abnormal cell changes. This may help prevent chances of cancer.
If you are age 26 or younger, you can get the HPV vaccine, which protects against two types of HPV that cause cervical cancer. The virus that causes cervical cancer is spread through sexual contact. The best way to avoid getting a sexually transmitted infection is to not have sex. If you do have sex, practice safer sex, such as using condoms and limiting the number of sex partners you have.

Erectile Dysfunction and ways to improve

Are you ashamed of talking about your ED? Too ashamed to see a docror? Have you being pushing your sex life with pills? I hope you know those pills could have a long time side effect especially when you dont know what is wrong with you.

Also called “impotence,” erectile dysfunction is a condition in which a man is unable to achieve or sustain an erection during sexual performance. Symptoms may also include reduced sexual desire or libido.

These kinds of issues can happen at any time, to any man mainly because of fatigue, stress, relationship issues, or even alcohol consumption. However, if the condition lasts for more than a few weeks or months, your doctor is likely to diagnose it as true ED, and will recommend treatments.
A number of different factors can increase your risk of ED. Since attaining an erection involves the brain, hormones, muscles, and blood vessels, a problem with any of these can block the normal functioning of the penis.

Some common causes of ED include: heart disease diabetes obesity multiple sclerosis tobacco use

A 2007 study found that persistent alcohol use induced ED as well. Seventy-two percent of men diagnosed with alcohol dependence syndrome were also diagnosed with sexual dysfunction, including premature ejaculation and ED.

Here are some natural ways to help work on your erectile dysfunction.

1. Start walking. According to one Harvard study, just 30 minutes of walking a day was linked with a 41% drop in risk for ED. Other research suggests that moderate exercise can help restore sexual performance in obese middle-aged men with ED.
2. Eat right. In the Massachusetts Male Aging Study, eating a diet rich in fruit, vegetables, whole grains, and fish — with fewer red and processed meat and refined grains — decreased the likelihood of ED. Another tip: a chronic deficiency in vitamin B12 may contribute to erectile dysfunction. A daily multivitamin and fortified foods are the best bets for those who absorb B12 poorly, including many older adults.
3.Pay attention to your vascular health. High blood pressure, high blood sugar, high cholesterol and triglycerides can damage arteries in the heart (causing heart attack), in the brain (causing stroke), and leading to the penis (causing ED). Low levels of HDL (good) cholesterol and an expanding waistline also contribute. Check with your doctor to find out whether your vascular system — and thus your heart, brain, and penis — is in good shape or needs a tune-up through lifestyle changes and, if necessary, medications.
4.Size matters, so get slim and stay slim. A trim waistline is one good defense — a man with a 42-inch waist is 50% more likely to have ED than one with a 32-inch waist. Getting to a healthy weight and staying there is another good strategy for avoiding or fixing ED. Obesity raises risks for vascular disease and diabetes, two major causes of ED. And excess fat interferes with several hormones that may be part of the problem as well.
5. Move a muscle, but we’re not talking about your biceps. A strong pelvic floor enhances rigidity during erections, and helps keep blood from leaving the penis by pressing on a key vein. In a British trial, three months of twice-daily sets of Kegel exercises which strengthen these muscles, combined with biofeedback and advice on lifestyle changes —quitting smoking, losing weight, limiting alcohol —worked far better than just advice on lifestyle changes

Women in Lingeries? How does your man take it?

Your man doesn’t want you to put on some fancy lingerie if you dread the whole process and then lie there looking at the ceiling as he makes love to you minutes later. He wants you to put on something that makes you feel like a goddess. He wants you to put on something that makes you feel turned on and ready to go. He wants you to put on something that makes you feel fabulous, regardless of how much attention he gives you for wearing it.

He doesn’t want you to spend too long in the bathroom while he’s naked in bed and waiting, then walk out wearing a half-smile, trip over the carpet in too-high heels, and awkwardly grab the scratchy undies out of your bum as you approach the bedside.

He also doesn’t want to see you looking robotically stiff and self-consciously terrified in the outfit. That kills the mood completely for him.

Men like lingerie because it makes them feel that you take the time to be beautiful for them and enjoy the process. They like lingerie because they like the idea that you are so turned on by them that you have to get all dressed up and make sex a special occasion.

So, if you don’t enjoy the process and lingerie makes you less turned on for hot sex, what’s the point? It’s not helping his pleasure or yours.

Next time you buy lingerie, don’t worry about how it looks: worry about how it makes you feel inside to see yourself in it and to wear it. Enjoy the process. Take note of lingerie you see in films that you think is beautiful and go try on similar styles. Or maybe you think girls in cowboy hats and boots are sexy—go to the local western store and pick some up. Make it about you and how you can celebrate your body and set the mood for your fun and passion.

Now, some women have a really hard time ever thinking of themselves as sexy and enticing in any outfit. If you are really hard on yourself about your looks, no amount of work on the outside (i.e., weight loss and muscle toning) will completely fix this. Yes, you may look at yourself and say, “Okay, I look fit and kinda sexy,” but you still may not feel comfortable with being fully in your body during sex and will most likely lie there motionless, or start screaming and yelling as a performance for him, instead of truly enjoying his touch.

If you have harsh voices in your head about your body, I suggest completely avoiding the idea of having to be pretty and sexy for him. Instead, think about how to wear lingerie as a way to have POWER as a SENSUAL GODDESS, meaning your power to give and receive pleasure during sex. This includes both physical pleasure and emotional pleasure (laughing together, for example).

Find confidence in your ability to enjoy sex and enjoy feeling physically, spiritually, and emotionally close to your man during sex. Then find a way to use lingerie to help in this process! Find power in your ability to dress in a way that makes you feel sensual—wear soft silks and clingy materials that caress your sensitive skin. Find power in your ability to make yourself feel pampered and 100% soft, silky, and female—shave your vulva smooth, use sweet-smelling shampoos, and rub perfume oils on your wrists and behind your ears. Find power in your ability to make yourself feel like a sexual Hollywood glamazon—use lotions with shimmer and faint tanning body makeup (Sally Hansen makes a great one called Airbrush Legs). Find power in your ability to get playful and creative about your lingerie—create a theme and go with it, like wearing a little nurse’s uniform and turning up Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” on the iPod. Find power in your ability to be playfully dominating—exit the bathroom and straddle a chair, wearing his Oxford and one of his ties and nothing else. Every woman has at least one thing she can do when prepping for special sex that will make her feel more feminine, sensuous, imaginative, and ready to have a blast under the sheets. Again, it’s not about feeling beautiful—just about feeling sexually hungry and powerful in your ability to be a great lover! Find your inner sex goddess (whether she’s sensual, feisty, dominating, or sweet).

And don’t wait to have that perfect gym-body. Do it now. If you pamper your body and enjoy sex, weight will come off so much easier.

Having Sex on the first date??

Having sex on the first date is like reading the back page of a book before you’ve even started it

The question of sex on the first date is all too often discussed in completely mad terms of female power, like it’s a woman holding some sort of carrot in front of a rampant donkey. That’s obviously not what initially abstaining from sex should be about at all. I am sure you’re well aware that the woman you’re on a date with will want to jump your bones just as much as you want to jump hers. Waiting a few dates before sex is just a good mutual decision to make if you’re both keen to string the thing out. Because the general rule is, the quicker you have sex, the quicker you raise the question of what “you are” and the quicker it’s all over.

Sex takes you to a place of comfort, of knowing someone really well. There’s something fundamentally coupley about having sex. Doing it too soon is a passion-quasher and a relationship accelerator. And why would you want to rush those first stages? When you think about it, the only thing sexier than having sex with someone is not having sex with them. Nothing fills you with lust like getting in a cab home after a spectacular date and lying awake all night because you can’t stop thinking about them.

Plus there’s all the kissing, Kissing will never be as important in a relationship than it is on those first few sex-less dates. Enjoy the electric, adolescent sexiness of just snogging for hours on end -- of pushing someone against a wall and running your fingers through their hair and kissing and kissing and kissing until your lips are chapped. Kissing will never be the main event ever again. If you’re still with that person in five years time, kissing will become nothing more than a signpost that that person wants to have sex with you that night even though you can’t really be bothered and you’ve just put some toast in and you don’t want it to burn and also Jonathan Creek is on and apparently this time someone dies but also there’s some sort of twist.

All the above said, it’s totally your judgement call. I know a couple of rare examples where great love has bloomed out of first date sex. And, hey. We are all grown ups. And being a grown up is hard, man. We need some perks. It is our god-given right to both party and have sex on the first date or indeed whenever we want to. Just be aware you run the risk of killing something before it’s even started.

KEEPING A CLEAN VAGINA

1.
Leather up a washcloth with some mild antibacterial soap and water. Avoid using soaps with heavy perfumes, which may irritate the sensitive skin around your vagina.

2,
Clean the folds around your clitoris. Use your fingers to pull your vulva away from your clitoris. Gently scrub the skin on both sides of your clitoris with the washcloth.

Wash your vulva and your vaginal opening. Also, scrub around your bikini line.

3.
Scrub your perineum. The perineum is the area between your vagina and your anus.

4.
Wash your anal area last. Keep your washcloth from touching your vaginal area after you've washed your anus. Doing this will ensure that you don't drag rectal germs toward your vaginal area. These germs can cause you to get urinary tract infections.

5.
Wash your vagina at least once per day. If you have sex, you may want to wash it a second time if you're worried about how your body's scent interacts with the scent of semen.

Keeping Yourself Smelling Nice alaways